There are funny characters we display when
we fall in love that mere looking at them, its
convincing to say that love is really blind.
1. *When you continue buying food when
you're not really hungry from that
restaurant your crush works in. I won't deny the fact that I'm so guilty of this
at the moment. I'm crushing on a girl that
sells fried groundnut around my office, but
each time I think of her,I rush down her spot
to buy groundnut I really don't wanna eat
just to catch a stare. 2. Paying double the price of a commodity.
Most guys do this to boost their ego or
impress that girl they're crushing on. A
matchbox of #10, you decide to pay #100 cos she's the one attending to you? I pray that
spell leaves you bro.
3. Wearing high heel just to look outstanding.
Our ladies in the house! Shoutout to those
ladies who have never put on high heel shoe
before but decides to suddenly rock it cos that guy definitely will walk their path. I
think the shorty ladies are so guilty of this. # noOffense 4. Taking the long route cos he/she always
uses that path.
I'm not so guilty of this though, but I think
tosyne2much and cutehector can attest to
this. You decide to forfeit that short distance
path to follow the 100km distance path instead cos you're sure he/she always walks
through that path. A journey of 5 minutes just
cost you 1hour cos of love and you didn't
mind trekking the distance. Love is really
blind.
5. Giving an offering of #1000 instead of the usual #50.
You suddenly found yourself sitting beside
your crush during church service. Now its
time for offering. You realised you just have
your normal #50 at the left pocket and #1000 for beer at the right pocket, hoping to
impress that babe,you dip your hand inside
the right pocket,brandishing the 1k and dance
on to give offering. *You think you're doing
God.*
6. Adopting the british accent when putting through a call to your crush.
Guys who are guilty of this so annoys me. A
guy will suddenly start using a female voice
cos he's talking to his crush on phone. He be
like 'oh cindy! I just wanna be that guy you
know? Like seriously? Yea,like seriously_ aww'
Bro,you're simply turning gay! Mtcheww!
7. Trying to eat decent_omotola wannabe!
Most girls are so guilty of this. A guy takes
you out to eat oranges on a date. You see
how she leaks her orange like she leakin lollipop sweet. But when she goes home, she
can even eat the outer layer and swallow it.
*just be yourself laveda*